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Creative Writing: How To Write A Novel. Best Tips From The Bester Professionals Identification Number: 457 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Miniaturk_009.jpg Preview: [On The Writer's Block: Whether It Exists and On How To Overcome It With The Right Inspirational & Unforgettable Moments] The writer's block is a wonderful invention: you may have never written one single line before in your life, and yet sit down in front of a sheet and, having no idea whatsoever, you may just say you've got the notorious writer's block - already. What's better to begin with? When, then, over time you become more accomplished a writer (that is, you're quite comfortable with putting on paper whatever comes to your mind being utterly persuaded that's the best thing soon after sliced bread), you may find out that you have run out of litter and, staring at the white sheet once again, rename it the garbage collector's block. As a matter of fact, writing is all about how you deal with the writter's block: in fact, if you even think that it exists, you better write nothing at all. However, if you think that it doesn't, and you keep outpouring with written texts spring... read more: click here Author: A Visitors: 7,890 Tagged by its author as: Humor and Jokes List topics of this author only (450) : click hereThis author also has: a Blog How To Lead A Successful Job Interview And How To Fill In A Job Application Identification Number: 283 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Miniaturk_009.jpg Preview: [How To Lead A Successful Job Interview] Note: Author: currently unknown. 1. Wear a walkman to the interview. Repeatedly ask the interviewer to speak up. 2. Bring fast food and eat it during the interview. Belch loudly. Rate each belch. 3. If the job is in the computer industry, demonstrate your ability to imitate the sound of a 28.8 bps modem making a connection. Repeat as necessary. 4. Ask if you can bring your pet to work. 5. Ask if the company has day-care for pets. 6. Respond to the interviewer's questions by saying "I'll have to ask my mom." 7. During the interview, excuse yourself several times to call your mother. 8. Ask if the company's facilities include a vomitorium. 9. Plead your fifth amendment rights at least twice. 10. If the interviewer is a man, tell him he has a very pretty mouth. If a woman, tell her she reminds you of your hamster, Mugsy. 11. Challenge the interviewer to an arm wrestling match. 12. After the interviewer shakes your... read more: click here Author: A Visitors: 13,424 Tagged by its author as: Humor and Jokes List topics of this author only (450) : click hereThis author also has: a Blog